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sparkish 

When something is annoying, referring to the piece of Ignite Realtime software.
<Tom> Man, this computer is being really sparkish
<Tim> lol whats it doing
<Tom>It crashed...
sparkish by Pilif12p1 July 15, 2009
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dorkish smorkish 

adj. A person or thing that is extremely wack and deserves this title because they suck genitals or smell like they do.
"edin ate me out yesterday," said Sally.

"Oh my God! he is such a dorkish smorkish!"
dorkish smorkish by alex December 1, 2004

sporkism 

“damn look its that coon sporkism”
sporkism by annonymsaw July 3, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026