Sporkupine

Def. 1: A porcupine who's quills are sporks
Def. 2: The mispronunciation of scorpion

"Dude look it's a wild sporkupine"
"Don't you mean scorpion?"
"No it's a real sporkupine"

by Lb_Fresh December 10, 2015

Sporkupine

Def. 1: A porcupine who's quills are sporks
Def. 2: The mispronunciation of scorpion

"Whoa dude look it's a wild sporkupine"
"Don't you mean scorpion"
"No it a real sporkupine"

by Lb_Fresh December 10, 2015

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by Tito May 12, 2004

porkupine

1. What you'd get if a peccary had a fourth-base peckadillo wif a hedgehog.
2. Derogatory term for a government-funds squanderer who always "bristles" when asked where all da money went.

Da American military budget is larger than most of da other government budgets combined, yet da common enlisted man is struggling financially, so it would appear dat there are a lot of porkupines in da higher ranks!

by QuacksO March 29, 2022