Spores

a slang term and/or kind of edible mushroom that will make you high as fuck!

Me and frank were in his house last night and were fucking smash man!!!

josh: really? what did the two of you use?

trey: we bought some spores from a guy behind the dumpster at the mini-mart, you gotta try this man!! it will fuck you up LOL

by TheVoidAndCorrupted October 9, 2015

spores

Stupid People On REntal Skis. Skiing term for clueless beginners

"The trail was blocked by a pack of spores"

by skea May 24, 2005

SPORES

Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.

East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*

by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020

whore-spores

when you are around a promiscuous girl or the village slut, the act of not breathing for fear of inhaling her skankiness.

Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.

by Ernie von Schledorn May 3, 2008

poop spores

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

by mojorider567 April 4, 2008

pixie spores

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

by fucktard February 7, 2003

Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024