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The mile high city. Has a nice downtown and expensive housing. Home to the 303 gang as well as outsider gangs that moved in. People use pot and shrooms are decriminalized. Best neigborhoods are park hill, wash park, and sloans lake. Lohi is full of yuppies and stapleton is full of soccer moms. Most of the schools are messed up, but a few are good. The burb families just clog up I-70. Go to elitch's and water world.
in denver
East high school kid: wanna meet up to finish the home work?
meanwhile at McAuliffe middle school:
McAuliffe kid 1: Wanna crush up smarties and snort them?
McAuliffe kid 2: We lit!
by mkjnbhy February 26, 2020
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Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.
East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*
by mkjnbhy February 26, 2020
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