Spores

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a slang term and/or kind of edible mushroom that will make you high as fuck!

Me and frank were in his house last night and were fucking smash man!!!

josh: really? what did the two of you use?

trey: we bought some spores from a guy behind the dumpster at the mini-mart, you gotta try this man!! it will fuck you up LOL

Spores by TheVoidAndCorrupted October 9, 2015

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spores

Stupid People On REntal Skis. Skiing term for clueless beginners

"The trail was blocked by a pack of spores"

spores by skea May 24, 2005

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SPORES

Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.

East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*

SPORES by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020

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whore-spores

when you are around a promiscuous girl or the village slut, the act of not breathing for fear of inhaling her skankiness.

Uggh, I had to hold my breath for 5 minutes because I didn't want to inhale any whore-spores from that skanky ho Regina Blobbs.

whore-spores by Ernie von Schledorn May 3, 2008

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poop spores

Tiny poop particles that fly through the bathroom air when the seat is up and the toilet is aflush.

I'm not going to use your toilet paper for Kleenex because of the poop spores on them! Silly goose!

poop spores by mojorider567 April 4, 2008

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pixie spores

tristan's dread scum

tristan's horrible pixie spores laid a plague across the lands and destroyed thousands upon millions of "innocents".

pixie spores by fucktard February 7, 2003

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Toilet Spores

The germs and fecal particulates that emanates out of the toilet during a flush.

Always lower the seat when flushing the toilet to prevent the spread of toilet spores.

Toilet Spores by ESDI-80 August 15, 2024

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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