spoozm

The simultaneous occurrence of pooping, sneezing, and ejaculating. It is allegedly so utterly pleasurable that the person experiencing it spontaneously combusts, leaving behind only a smelly goo.

1. During the debate, Mitt Romney sneezed on stage. He was thankful it had not been a spoozm instead.

by Michelle "Baby Eater" Bachman November 30, 2011

spooma

Acronym for Shit Popped Out Of My Asshole

when getting upset you say "SPOOMA"

by Tirol Ski December 21, 2006

Spoonmate

Also spelled "Spewnmate".

The person that is an exact fit for spooning with you.

Friend 1: Spewnmate is the best at spooning!

Friend 2: I'm glad you found your Spoonmate!

by iBetty October 2, 2014

Spoonman

Spoonman can feel the rhythm with his hands. At the same time he will steal the rhythm while he can

Spoonman

He speaks the rhythm on his own. (he speaks the rhythm all alone)

Spoonman

He has only Indian friends. They are brown and red.

Spoonman

at the same time, all his friends are skeletons and they beat the rhythm with their bones

Spoonman

Spoonman, come together with your hands

save me, I'm together with your plan

by Shadow Fire October 13, 2008

scoozmon

Some one who speaks or acts in a dirty or scummy manner.
Derived from the root scuz.

Student one: Look at her ass.
Student two: Shut UP SCOOZMON!!

by Jamison Wallace January 29, 2006

spozmai

A person who is great all around. always very beautiful. has an awesome personality, is very smart. A Spozmai loves shopping and likes drama. A lot. At the end of the day, if you are with a Spozmai you are very lucky. Just make sure to look for bombs and if she starts saying Allah Akbar probably run.

"I saw a total spozmai the other day"

by M1chaelP1o December 14, 2017

spoogmachine

The mechanical dispensary of spoog or a pile of spoog-like substance like jelly or refried beans.

"Who the fuck put my spoon in the spoogmachine"

by DogePuppys July 25, 2018