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to ejaculate or sperm/cum. also a universal werd for actions...one can be a "spoozer" as well
you spooze you lose, you got spooze all over this magazine, what are you doing? spoozin/chillin/nothin/rockin... i made this word in 1997 fact.
spooze by Nathan Wi-kid March 30, 2008
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when a person is soooo wasted that he/she poops and pukes at the same time...all substances being released all at once
last week lawrence whittle spoozed like crazy in his pants and on his girlfriend giula pelizari while they were advancing to home plate in O'reilly's bathroom in brussels
spooze by Renold Oppenheimer January 25, 2005
A term for a violent threat, such as knocking somebody out.
"I'll give you the spooze mate"
Spooze by Steve Millwall October 19, 2023

spoogebag 

A female, girlfriend, or anybody who takes semen squirted into their body
That's my new spoogebag over there
spoogebag by Dr spooge May 30, 2018

Spoogemeister

A tall, charming, handsome man with an enormous penis and sex drive. No woman (or gay man) can resist his advances or refuse to take/eat his spooge.
Andrew is a total spoogemeister- he is nailing three girls at work (and none of them know about the others). I bet they are all full of his sticky cum, working together, and haven't a clue.

Spooder Man 

An ordinary spider, who when bitten by a radioactive human gained human-like attributes.
Spooder Man fights villains like Mooseterio and Octor Doctopus.
Spooder Man by ADEstudios February 3, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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