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Spooder Man 

An ordinary spider, who when bitten by a radioactive human gained human-like attributes.
Spooder Man fights villains like Mooseterio and Octor Doctopus.
Spooder Man by ADEstudios February 3, 2020
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Spoonerism 

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.
An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.
Spoonerism by Lambchops December 7, 2004

Spooderman

The meme based version of "Spiderman", which follows closely to the dolan and gooby memes. Silly hijinks ensue whenever Spooderman is about.
"Spooderman, halp I'm drownin'"

"No mai spoodey pants is in washin"
Spooderman by Rainmang December 18, 2012

spoonerflap 

The area of the breast that rests on the owner's torso when in the standing position.
The doctor lifted the woman's spoonerflap and placed it on the mammography machine.

There is a video on YouTube called "Melons Crushing Melons" showing a woman crushing a watermelon with her breast by slamming her spoonerflap into it repeatedly.
spoonerflap by mikerspd October 1, 2009

spooner street 

In Family Guy the street that the Griffins live on.
Guy:Do you know where The Griffins live

Other Guy:Are you retarted? 31 spooner street.
spooner street by Matt Wentzel February 1, 2008

Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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