spoon job 

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

spoon job by DeepThort December 13, 2008

spoon job 

(prison term)for reaming out a punks asshole before buttfucking.

see spooning

spoon job by like2watch August 1, 2003

Spool Job 

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.

His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!

Spool Job by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020

spoonjob 

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.

check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around

spoonjob by Barnabyw October 25, 2006