Elk Nipple Pie

A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"

"No, I don't like elk nipples."

"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."

"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
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Spool Job

An intense tumble and roll move designed for ultimate fighters and sexual wrestlers. It garuantees total domination.
His perfectly timed spool job wore me down and had me pinned in our first round!
by ThunderCurt November 21, 2020
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Buttsack

1. Yowch! I sat down too hard and almost busted open my buttsack!

2. Did you see Jim whining about not getting laid in 14 months? What a buttsack.
by ThunderCurt January 24, 2019
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