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The hottest person you’ve ever seen. Think of every crush you’ve ever had, combine them, then multiple every good quality by a million and get rid of the bad qualities.
“You see that chick? she’s totally super hot.”

“Yeah too bad she’s Spooj. No one like you has any chance with her.”
spooj by JelloSpl March 31, 2022
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spooj caboose 

This is when a male ejaculates into the anal cavity of a woman and she lets the manjuice slowly ooze back out. AKA creampie.
"So when I finished doing your sister I came inside of her... butthole of course, and when she farted it all came oozing back out. She's a spooj caboose queen, I tell you."
spooj caboose by Harris Yahya April 10, 2008
The sound that a baby makes when its delivered
Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary
Spooch by SIkias June 25, 2020

Spoojacked 

Being caught in the act of masturbating.
Chad got spoojacked when his mom came home early from work.
Spoojacked by Muscoffo August 15, 2015

Spooder Man 

An ordinary spider, who when bitten by a radioactive human gained human-like attributes.
Spooder Man fights villains like Mooseterio and Octor Doctopus.
Spooder Man by ADEstudios February 3, 2020

urban spoof 

The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?

Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.

Example 2

Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
urban spoof by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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