sponner

a guy whos a actual object

you're a sponner

by imakeweirddefinitions January 17, 2023

Snonner

Meaning a snow boner ,caused from joy in the snow ❄️! Love of outdoors. Unisex meaning boys and girls can get and enjoy a Snonner! A Snonner is not embarrassing or socially awkward should be for any old, young , big and small. Any form of snow enjoyment can cause a snonner, snow angels, snowmobile, board or ski sports, sledding, just a walk in the snow.
Side effects of a long lasting Snonner include, perma grin, muscle soreness, muscle fatigue. In extreme cases dry mouth and loss of appetite.
Not to be confused with snoner with one N meaning snow man size penis.

It looks so beautiful covered in snow kinda gives me a Snonner!
Said with excitement: Today's new snow gives me a raging Snonner!!

by Defender of Awesome!! February 22, 2021

Midget Spinner

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

by Stuneree January 28, 2023

digit spinner

A calculator

let me get my digit spinner to solve this equation

by greentopdude August 2, 2017

faggot spinner

When someone gets a fidget spinner and automatically becomes gay from it.

"Harrison just tried that new faggot spinner!"
"Fuck, he's gay"

by Political_Psychologist May 4, 2017

Chair Spinner

Refers to your colleagues that jump out of their chair so fast at 5pm that their chair can still been spinning for a while after they are gone, and you are still working.

Hey Jim, Is Suzy still here, I have a question for her? No man, she is a chair spinner.

by mccarthy79 April 13, 2015

Nigger Spinner

A spinning black dude

BOB! WATCH OUT FOR THAT NIGGER SPINNER! YOU MIGHT GET HIT!!

by greentopdude October 15, 2017