sponge bobbing

When you place your testicles into a fish tank with fish food on them for exfoliation.

Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.

by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009

sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.

Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.

by kevkevblazini March 09, 2016

Sponge Bob

A talking sponge of dubious sexuality.

There's a hint of broadway about Spong Bob...

by Don Wong October 27, 2003

sponge bob

A yellow talking sponge that lives in bikini bottom with is pet snail next to his two friends patrick and squidwerd...

Turn to nickolidan and wait till it comes on

by Jasmine August 05, 2004

sponge bob

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)

by Remy's Bitch January 29, 2005

Sponge bob

Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain"
I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN"
Ohh...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

"Spongebob squarepants"
Absorbant and yellow and porous is he

"Spongebob Squarepants"
If nautical nonsense be something you wish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

"Spongebob Squarepants"
READY
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants
Spongebob squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AH AHH AHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH...

I luv sponge bob Lola

by None Of Yo Business June 07, 2014

sponge bob

REAL DEFINITION- Is someone who is square, uncool, a loser.
-this slang came from sponge bob being shaped like a square and the word square meaning uncool-

"Get yo sponge bob ass away from me"
"He's such a sponge bob"

by Detroit Definer October 27, 2005