sponge bobbing
Sal's balls no longer itch since he got the job at pet smart. He has been sponge bobbing when the shop closes for two weeks.
sponge bobbing by SALDANBOB February 20, 2009
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sponge bobbing
To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.
sponge bobbing by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016
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Spongebobbing it
The reluctance or refusal to get one's drivers license, with no legitimate reason other than laziness or procrastination. People who are spongebobbing it typically walk everywhere they need to go or rely on others to get around, which will often become a nuisance or a burden to others.
"Hey, can you give me a ride into town?"
"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"
"Man, you need to stop spongebobbing it and get your license already"
Spongebobbing it by rose129 October 27, 2019
Spongebobbing
Spongebobbing by bigchungus69420 November 27, 2019
spongebobing
This girl payed some guys to cum onto a sponge and put it into her mouth she called it spongebobing.
spongebobing by Shane S September 18, 2008
spongebobbing
To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.
From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.
From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.
spongebobbing by Stinkoman January 27, 2005
spongebobbing
The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge
spongebobbing by Greglish March 2, 2011
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026