spock cock
Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...
spock cock by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009
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Spock cock
When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.
Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"
Spock cock by Songyy July 22, 2023
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Spock out with his cock out
A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!
PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.
PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.
BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...
PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!
BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
Spock out with his cock out by Robert Brady July 25, 2006
Stock Cock
-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
Stock Cock by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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