spock cock

When you can't get it up because you're thinking about it too logically

Sorry luv, but all this talk of weddings and kids has given me a bit of the old spock cock, mind if we don't do it tonight...

by timmyfactiod December 10, 2009

Spock cock

When a woman positions her hand around her vagina with two finger each side, pulls firmly up and holds then attempts to urinate with full force. This will produce a stream of urine as if it were a penis producing it.

Woman 1: "There's only urinals free in this gender neutral bathroom"
Woman 2: "No worries, I'll just whip out the Spock cock and show those lads what's what!"

by Songyy July 22, 2023

Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!

PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.

by Robert Brady July 25, 2006

Stock Cock

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Sock Cock

A game where two men place socks on their cocks. The two men begin to shake their cocks around until one of the socks fall. The winner is the man who shook of his sock.

Christian and William played sock cock at the football game.

by Dr. Duce November 30, 2019

sock cock

A way to make fun of your friend after you find out he is not circumsized.

DUDE! shut your sock cock mouth!

haha when are you gonna show us your sock cock?

lol lets go write sock cock on the back window of that guys car.

by briandorc June 29, 2010

sock cock

Someone who is trying to appear as something they're not. Named after the practice of stuffing a pair of socks into the underwear to create the effect of a larger bulge.

"Don't listen to him, he's a total sock cock."

by Em2007 April 2, 2007