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like a cock in a sock 

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.
It fits like a cock in a sock!
like a cock in a sock by Neville September 19, 2017

cock in a sock 

A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.
I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.
cock in a sock by Nekima May 9, 2006

Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock 

A phrase that you say when someone is about to "DO IT."
"Dude, I'm gonna nail that chick later."

"Oh damn. Put your cock in a sock and dock it on a rock!"

"I'll make sure of it dog!"

cock in a sock 

Something you say when you're in a rage.
I got drunk and screwed Josh's mom. Aw, cock in a sock!
cock in a sock by KIng Bob April 11, 2003

cock in a sock 

Who's idea was it to use sticky tape and not nails? Its flopping around like a cock in a sock!
cock in a sock by captaindigi November 2, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026