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Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".
1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"
by Dungbladder Omega October 04, 2011
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