Splutch 

Most fun onomatopoeia to say ever.

Basically an upgraded version of the word "SPLAT".

1. *SPLutch, splUTch, spluTCH...*

2. A speeding locomotive hit Little Timmy and he went *SPLUTCH!*

3. I shat myself at work yesterday, and every time I sat down, my pants went *splutch*

4. William takes it in the ass from his cellmate, Diesel-Dick Dave, so the other inmates took to calling him "Billy ButtSplutch"

Splutch by Dungbladder Omega October 4, 2011

Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splotching 

When a girl pees standing up

Emily is splotching all over the place

Splotching by JETER218 October 17, 2010

Splunchkin 

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

Splunchkin by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

slutch 

Thick mud of a wet nature, soil that has been mixed in with rain and then walked through to create slutch. Maybe a Lancashire expresion.

On going for a proper walk out and getting "slutched up to the eyeballs" meaning coming back from a country walk and being covered in mud because you have covered all gounds.

slutch by mekapieface May 13, 2006

Splatch 

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

Splatch by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Spluncher 

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.

"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."

Spluncher by nopnopnop June 9, 2015