splurch

When talking to someone a bunch of spit in the form of little droplets suddenly comes out of your mouth.

"Im so embarrassed! I was just talking to Mike and all of a sudden I totally splurched all over him!"

by shira brilliant and michal levit May 20, 2008

splurch

Splurch means exactly as it sounds. When a comtainer or something of the like is crushed and it oozes.

Oh, nasty! That splurched everywhere!

Ah reckon that there's astartin, to splurch.

by Hobbes October 7, 2003

Splurch

When a person blows a raspberry against a small child's belly or back.

The baby shrieked with laughter when her daddy splurched her belly.

by Kindra October 17, 2011

splurch

A Snapple ice tea on the top shelf; requested while pointing at the bottom shelf.

Yo, let me get that splurch.

by babyfatbitchgurl April 5, 2008

splorched my jammies

when you uh... *splorch* in your jammies :|

stella: vinnie tell us a story
vinnie: well there was this one time where i splorched my jammies in 6th grade math class...

by 1-800-BEVERLYMARSH October 29, 2020

Splunchkin

A blowjob while takin a crap

See: aw man what the hell is wrong with you

(Fat Bastard) ooh that was a mighty fine splunchkin

by Moopzoo September 2, 2010

Spluncher

An accidental mixture of the words "supper", "lunch", and "dinner". AKA, the combination of meals that occur after noon.

"I think we should have pizza for spluncher."

by nopnopnop June 9, 2015