A Splergio is a man who is so
good at sex that he can make a girl
cum within 1
minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.
Lina: Did you have sex with
John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he'
s such a Splergio.