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Cuming is when you creampie your family member within 10 seconds into your sister
John: That was amazing!
Mary: You were cuming so fast?!
Cuming by Caleo :P July 2, 2021
When a male ejaculates thick white stuff containing sperm. Or a female ejaculate a simular white fluid while reaching a sexual climax. Adjective
cuming. by Brandygirl September 22, 2013

Cuming Rainbow 

When a guy is eating out a girl the shoves a pack of skittles up her vagina without her consent. He then performs the ABC's making her cum a rainbow, which he thinks makes her cum sweeter.
Last night Tom was eating out this chick, he shoved a pack of skittles up her cooch and performed the ABC's on her, she came a rainbow. example Cuming Rainbow
Cuming Rainbow by semper amabo te February 25, 2011

the second cuming 

about 20 minutes after you originally cum, you let out a little cum again in your pants
"I'll brb" - Cameron

"Why bro?'" - Jacob

"I need to clean up the second cuming" - Cameron

omg im cuming

when a male squirts white liquid called cum out of his penis.
female: (moans)
Male: omg im cuming

female: pull out pull out
Male: to late

9months later

Doctor: its a beautiful baby boy

Cow Cuming 

Find a cow and jizz on it then while milking the utters you bukkake its mom
"Yo we gonna go cow cuming today?
Cow Cuming by PoppinPauly February 25, 2010
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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