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splurgious 

We just got paid so I'm feeling very splurgious. Let's order dessert.
splurgious by Wordy Wordsley December 1, 2016
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bi-spurious

used to describe people (usually women) who pretend to be bi-sexual (or on-line at dating and social sites) in order to get attention in public, but actually aren't bi-sexual.

aka "fake bi-sexuals" "faux bi-sexuals"
"She makes out with women in front of her boyfriend, but really, she's bi-spurious."
bi-spurious by GLilyDances March 13, 2010

Spurious 

1. Not genuine, real, or true; bogus, sham, or counterfeit.

2. Of illegitimate birth.

3. Not from the claimed, pretended, or proper source.
1. The spurious Big Brother Canada Season 2 edit of "Sabraina".

2. The spurious - and belatedly materialized - BB Canada House Guest: Allison.

3. Every single spurious vomited word from the perpetually-engorged mouth of Big Brother Canada’s Sabrina.
Spurious by Pseudonympoodonym May 19, 2014

Spurtious 

An event that is outside the norm, to the extent that it might be forged.
Thye results that we are seeing on Google are spurtious
Spurtious by shewords February 9, 2010

Bone Spurious 

{Not just false or inauthentic, but the exact opposite of what is being claimed}
{Claims that Mexico will pay for the wall are Bone Spurious at best}
Bone Spurious by Bone Spurz October 15, 2019

bi-spurious

Used to describe people (usually women) who show bi-sexual behavior because of the reaction it brings from the opposite sex, compared to real bisexuals who do it because they like/want to.
"Shes kissing that girl because all the guys are near her... she is so bi-spurious."
bi-spurious by MrStonedOne March 17, 2010

splorgeous 

someone or something that is overly gorgeous. Super lovely gorgeous
My girlfriend is splorgeous
splorgeous by Adam The Bloke May 27, 2007
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