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JJ Redick

A great basketball player; great foul shooter, outside shooter, passes well, good at EVERYTHING in basketball!! Also VERY good looking!!!!!
by Meredith March 17, 2004
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goof

NOUN, NOUN-VERB

Natrual Female Lubricant of a distinguishable quantity, either detected real-time about the generating orifice, or at a later time in the dried form.
by Meredith July 15, 2003
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Skizzed

stoned and or drunk
woah, I'm totally skizzed right now.
by Meredith February 8, 2004
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toodle

expulson of gas; fart
Chris toodled, and it smells!
by Meredith January 4, 2004
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metro

The Washington, DC area's mass transportation system, run by the Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority.

Metro's flagship transportation system is the subway. It fails all the major requirements of a mass transit system, having none of the following: affordability for local governments, affordability for riders, stops in the most heavily visited places in the DC area, consistent and on-time trains, enough cars running for its ridership, and being able to go for more than a few weeks without a length of track catching fire.

The Metro was built on heavy rail because some brain trust figured that should the DC area become a war zone, it might be convenient to put freight cars and tanks on its tracks. Everyone knows that the best way to defend major landmarks is to put defensive weaponry several hundred feet underneath them, so this was a good plan.

A lot of people think the DC Metro is superior because it's clean. These are the same people who keep plastic on their couch cushions.
Metro Opens Doors... for those who can afford to ride it.
by Meredith January 4, 2005
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Jij Pij Pij

A jibberish term that is sent out via AOL IM when you are either:
a) too excited to type coherent sentences
b) drunk
c) IMing the person five feet away from you
Auto response from mgh146: stubk as s sjink JIJ PIJ PIJ :-D
by Meredith December 8, 2003
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poosie

Beyonces pussy
by Meredith April 22, 2004
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