Splort! 

Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.

I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!

Splort! by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020

Splort 

Head-exploding cuteness.

*seez widdle floofy lolcat*

*SPLORT*

Splort by moosa17 August 11, 2009

splort 

the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis

Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.

splort by meredith January 27, 2005

Splort 

The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.

*carving jack-o-lanterns*

Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!

Jimmothy: *SPLORT*

Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!

Splort by 0SED4X November 11, 2013

Splort 

When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").

Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*

Splort by Splortzilla December 4, 2011

Splort

An online sport simulation with absurdist elements such as eldritch beings, incineration of players in the middle of a match, and capitalism.

Originated from the narrative driven ambient game Blaseball and the many games inspired by it after it's untimely ending.

Blaseball was my favourite splort...

Splort by limelocked January 16, 2026

Not a sport 

A saying used by mostly NBA and NFL fans whenever they see a sport that isn't the NBA or NFL tweeted by SportsCenter or Bleach Report. It's often linked to people who grew up fatherless or people with a mental disability

"Don't care + not a sport + ratio"

Not a sport by Inabakumori fan ^_^ May 30, 2021