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So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.
Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006
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Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
"If the shocker don't rock her, spocker!"
spocker by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005

The Spocker 

Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.
You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.
spocker shocker by AmyRez January 16, 2007
Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
spocker by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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