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Spocker
So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.
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splocker • splockerbligger • spocker • Shlocker • slocker • Splonker • shlockered • slockered • Splacker • Splicker
spocker
Similar to the shocker; Inserting 2 fingers into the vaginal opening and 2 into the anus at the same time. Used when previous method (shocker) does not produce desired results.
spocker by Schneidy-Pie March 27, 2005
The Spocker
Inserting one's index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina and the ring and pinky fingers in her anus. Similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
Two for the live long, two for the prosper
After beating the nerd for his Star Trek costume, I was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
Yo Mendon, you wrecked that skank with the spocker!
The Spocker by Michael Scott February 16, 2006
spocker shocker
spocker shocker by AmyRez January 16, 2007
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