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shiver splicker 

when the embers of a ciggarette falls on your finger and burns you real bad.
i got the worst shiver splicker riding my bike which caused me to fall.
shiver splicker by SQUALLY! November 28, 2010
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spickerpickerupper 

A hispanic male whose occupation involves picking up injured hispanics and transporting them to nearby hospitals; a Mexican ambulance driver.
"Mr. Lopez is making a lot of money now that has a job as a spickerpickerupper."

"Call the spickerpickerupper...Juan has cut his rear end up really bad!"

"Could you send a spickerpickerupper to my house as quickly as possible? My husband was shot while he was robbing the local convenience store."
spickerpickerupper by www.LMNOP.com February 13, 2007
Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas
Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008

thomasville slicker 

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

slicker than cum on a gold tooth 

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

Splicers 

These fucked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.Usually seen wearing 50's masquerade masks.Appear in the game Bioshock.Classified by their method of attack:

Thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

Leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

Nitro-use various thrown explosives.

Spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.Extremely agile.

Houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bloody mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.
Splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
Splicers by Razastyle October 16, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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