Splitski 

When your live in girl or boy friend packs up all their stuff while your not home and moves out and when you get home their stuff and them are gone and you didn't see it coming.

My girlfriend and I had a fight this morning before I went to work when I come home with flowers for her she had gone splitski.

Splitski by Bummer72 July 28, 2017

Splitsville Fountain

A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.

Laurel gave me a Splitsville Fountain last night. It was really weird, but in a way... kinda hot?

Splitsville Fountain by bichasse June 3, 2016

splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

splitsies by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

splitsville 

originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.

1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"

2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"

splitsville by Mark_C May 13, 2006

splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.

-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

splitskies by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006

head for Splitsville 

to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON

The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.

An old man's parents head for Splitsville and he is scared.

head for Splitsville by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010

halfsie-splitsies 

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.

"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."

halfsie-splitsies by kmk2124 October 30, 2021