When your live in girl or boy friend packs up all their stuff while your not home and moves out and when you get home their stuff and them are gone and you didn't see it coming.
My girlfriend and I had a fight this morning before I went to work when I come home with flowers for her she had gone splitski.
by Bummer72 July 28, 2017
Get the Splitski mug.A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
by bichasse June 3, 2016
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1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.
2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005
Get the splitsies mug.originated as a code word for leaving an awkward or unpleasant environment or situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.
to exit, to flee or escape. evacuate the premises
the act of removing oneself from a certain situation.
1. "the police arrived and i was splitsville"
2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"
2.
Randy: "dude this party is sooo lame."
Larry: "totally man"
Randy: "splitsville??"
Larry: "yeah definately splitsville"
by Mark_C May 13, 2006
Get the splitsville mug.An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.
-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?
-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.
-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.
by Felix Rucklehaus May 12, 2006
Get the splitskies mug.to BE ABOUT to split up or break up with one's boy/gilrfriend
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON
The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
to get divorced from one's husband/wife SOON
The expression is used in a rather funny, joking or kidding context, referring to the unfortunate and rather dramatic fact of an imminent break-up/split-up/divorce.
by Skinswatcher February 19, 2010
Get the head for Splitsville mug."Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
"I love you bro."
"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."
"I love you bro."
by kmk2124 October 30, 2021
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