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Splitsie 

Slang for a woman's vulva, specifically the labia majora, which in a non-aroused state resemble lips pressed together but with a distinctive, tight seam down the middle.
Mark: did you see Sandra in the nude?
Dave: yeah, she's got a nice rack and a cute little splitsie
Mark: what a doll!
Splitsie by CuioGeo April 26, 2022
1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost
1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.
splitsies by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

splitskies 

An agreement arranged prior to eating in which two meals that are capable of being split in half (eg. a tuna sandwich and a low carb chicken wrap) are split evenly among the two diners, resulting in each of them having half of the other's meal.
-Hey wanna splitskies on our lunch?

-No thanks man... I don't touch roast beef with a ten foot pole.

splitsecond split 

Changing relationship status in facebook and removing the notification from the time-line in a split second so that your friends won't ask you why went from married to single.
"Joyce is no longer in a relationship"...Now click "Remove" on the notification in a split second before anyone reads about the change! That is a splitsecond split.

Splittie 

A slang term used to describe a period of time. Most often, used to refer to a "split second"
John: "Hey, I just got my new tv... Want to come over and help me set it up?"

Jake: "Sure, im just around the corner, be there in a splittie."
Splittie by Justin Kelly March 23, 2009

halfsie-splitsies 

Sharing something, typically the cost of some purchase, equally between two people.
"Do you wanna go halfsie-splitsies with me on these adult diapers bro?"

"Bro sure I'll go halfsie-splitsies with you, we both use them every day."

"I love you bro."
halfsie-splitsies by kmk2124 October 30, 2021