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splotion 

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.
If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.
splotion by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion 

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.
"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"
splotion by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Shaft Spliting 

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting
Shaft Spliting by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019
The act of pretending to provide a solution and fooling a customer while covering your ass.
Russ gave a solition that didn't work. Russ then told the customer "I provided a solition not a solution, idiot.
Solition by Scotty Farell October 19, 2015

Spliting 

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.
They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.
Spliting by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

splifionary 

noun
a book or electronic resource that lists the words of cannabis language (typically in alphabetical order) and gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage,
a reference work on a particular subject involving cannabis or related items of which are typically arranged in alphabetical order.
"a splifionary of quotations"
"I'll look up β€œif gorilla glue is sativa or hybrid and it’s lineage ” in the Splifionary"
splifionary by @GetSplifs March 25, 2025
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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