splition

In business this is the allocation of the proceeds amongst all of the entities in the ecosystem.

If the end-user pays $1.00, then how that dollar gets allocated to the reseller, agents, brokers, the distributor, the manufacturer and the other entities eating off of the dollar is the "splition".

by Business Guy May 28, 2010

splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

splotion

The dilemma one finds oneself when using lotion, and getting way too much in their hands. The person then finds someone else to take some of what they have.

"Aw man, I had a splotion. Could you take some of this off my hands?"

by RobinKate November 29, 2007

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

Solition

The act of pretending to provide a solution and fooling a customer while covering your ass.

Russ gave a solition that didn't work. Russ then told the customer "I provided a solition not a solution, idiot.

by Scotty Farell October 19, 2015

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011

splifionary

noun
a book or electronic resource that lists the words of cannabis language (typically in alphabetical order) and gives their meaning, or gives the equivalent words in a different language, often also providing information about pronunciation, origin, and usage,
a reference work on a particular subject involving cannabis or related items of which are typically arranged in alphabetical order.
"a splifionary of quotations"

"I'll look up “if gorilla glue is sativa or hybrid and it’s lineage ” in the Splifionary"

by @GetSplifs March 25, 2025