split fuck 

Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.

Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser

split fuck by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018

spilt fuck 

A person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting.
Also describes ones feelings

Best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover.

"I feel like spilt fuck."
"Man, you look like spilt fuck."

spilt fuck by Ike Forman November 12, 2008

Spit Fuck

A man who acts like a woman/as if he has no balls.

What's up you little spit fuck?

Spit Fuck by MafiaMan979 October 12, 2009

Peppy Little Spit Fuck 

A name you call someone when there really excited. Heard in the movie Zombieland

Name caller:your just a peppy little spit fuck arent you?
Name callie:yes sir

Peppy Little Spit Fuck by G-DawgFromDuhHood August 29, 2010

spit fuck

to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.

i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.

spit fuck by shmurghi May 26, 2003

spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.

Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday

spit fuck by KORG April 4, 2004

spit fuck

To spit into one of the many of a woman's orifices by means of sexual arousal.

She got spit-fucked by 8 men in her arse and puss-puss.

spit fuck by B-Drac July 26, 2003