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Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.

Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser

split fuck by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018

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spilt fuck

A person, or an object that looks awful, horrible, ugly, digusting.
Also describes ones feelings

Best used for someone who is either sick, or has a hangover.

"I feel like spilt fuck."
"Man, you look like spilt fuck."

spilt fuck by Ike Forman November 12, 2008

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Spit Fuck

A man who acts like a woman/as if he has no balls.

What's up you little spit fuck?

Spit Fuck by MafiaMan979 October 12, 2009

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Peppy Little Spit Fuck

A name you call someone when there really excited. Heard in the movie Zombieland

Name caller:your just a peppy little spit fuck arent you?
Name callie:yes sir

Peppy Little Spit Fuck by G-DawgFromDuhHood August 29, 2010

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spit fuck

to fuck someone using spit (including loogies) as lube.

i spit fucked mike in an alley, and then gave him a dirty sanchez.

spit fuck by shmurghi May 26, 2003

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spit fuck

Where two men make love to one woman at the same time, using two different orifices - like a pig on a spit.

Barry and Frederick spit fucked Anthea for her 12th birthday

spit fuck by KORG April 4, 2004

spit fuck

To spit into one of the many of a woman's orifices by means of sexual arousal.

She got spit-fucked by 8 men in her arse and puss-puss.

spit fuck by B-Drac July 26, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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