Zombieland
Zombieland by die_potato January 19, 2010
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Zombieland
Zombieland by ilikekillingzombies October 4, 2010
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Rules of Zombieland
A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.
First 4 rules of zombieland
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)
and many more
Rules of Zombieland by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009
zombiehand
I zombiehanded my alarm clock this morning. I tried to set it for an hour later and shut it off instead.
zombiehand by thx3188 January 8, 2011
Zombietard
A person or group of people that are so high they are beyond just being retarded. They move very slow in a zombie like state, eating everything they can get their hands on, while having the mental capacity of a house pet.
We smoked so much weed last night that we were so zombietarded it took us twenty minutes to figure out how to get the fridge open.
Zombietard by MSUSEE April 9, 2015
Zombielingus
The act of unconsciously coiting (See: Coited) another human after a night of heavy drinking or other mind-altering substance ingestion in which both participants took part, yet neither participant remembers the actual sexual encounter. Mostly evident the morning after. Main side effects include a walk of shame and short term depression.
Barb: Ugh, I can't believe I had zombielingus with Sam last night.
Tom: Well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
Barb: That's deep.
Tom: Well, if in hindsight you knew that conscious you would have consented, there should be no shame.
Barb: That's deep.
Zombielingus by Andeezy_ November 25, 2014
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