splerd

A splerd is someone that no one enjoys to be around and spits on the people when talking

An example of a splerd is say your talking to one and it spits on you redundantly while speaking

by kung fuu kenny February 13, 2025

boganii splendicus

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

by tangelico July 21, 2009

splendiforous

very wonderful

His wife is splendiforous!

by Starchylde December 21, 2014

splenda papa

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016

Splendid

Great; amazing

- Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.

by Kwombat November 10, 2020

Splendorman

The opposite of Slender Man, it is believed to help children and give out presents such as flowers. The Splendorman is said to look similar to slender-man save that he has two eyes, a smile and polka dots all over his suit.

A Video About Splendorman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXYC_jX2Wc

by Dafax November 4, 2013

spleeder

A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.

My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!

by Radishnugget December 26, 2016