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A spleeder, is an extremely skinny penis, that's length is extremely long.
My boyfriend is so hot, he has a spleeder! I wish It were as thick as Timmy's dick!
spleeder by Radishnugget December 26, 2016
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spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz
spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013

spleesh! 

Exclamation often used by Amy on Futurama to express disgust, frustration etc. Synonymous with "duh!" after somebody says something stupid.
Amy: "Fry, alcohol kills brain cells."

Fry: "No I'm doesn't!"

Amy: "Spleesh!"
spleesh! by overflow parking August 3, 2010
nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..
suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY
spleege by spleege January 9, 2019
To beat or to win against somebody quickly , easily and/or instantly .
Yo Dave and Josh got into a fight and Josh straight up spleeced Dave !
Spleece by Nik7dikk May 2, 2021

Spleesha 

The act of inhaling a sheesha and a spliff at the same time.

Spleeshing is commonly performed when stoned

Side affects include - partial blindness
Salutations companion, fancy trying a spleesha?

Hey man, want to go spleesh?

OMG he's spleeshing his fucking balls off.

Dude i was totally spleeshless last night

Fuck man, dan's having a spleeshure!
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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