splayd

The combination of spoon, fork and knife.

Conveniently replases knoon and spork.

Hey, your utensils are outdated. Everybody uses splayds by now.

by henene4 March 17, 2017

splayd

A eating utensil That combines a spoon, a fork and a knife.

All I need to eat this steak and soup combo is my trusty Splayd

by Patev November 26, 2017

Clifford Splayd

A spork that old ladies people like to define as a Splayd.

I'm having soup and steak tonight. I will have to use my Clifford Splayd because sporks are not real.

by The Hairdresser December 9, 2023

Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020

slaydream

A daydream about killing someone or something.

Ralphie had a slaydream about thwarting bandits from invading his home.

by jpg3 February 2, 2014

spladle

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

by Braydawg May 25, 2014

Spraydius

When you end up too damn close to someone who spits when they speak...

Victim: Fuck you dude, say it don't spray it!!
Offender: get the hell outta my Spraydius Then Dickhead!

by J.Manstrong May 2, 2015