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Verb: the act of polishing someone’s knob on the weekends as a side hustle
Imma boutta spladle everyone here!
Spladle by BJTabs December 31, 2021
To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'
I spladged on her back for her birthday
Spladge by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007
A vagina post ejacualtion.
I have to go to the loo, I've got a real spladge on.
spladge by R.a.p. April 16, 2006
to have your legs spread as if you have a pole up your ass
she had a good night, look at the spradle on her this morning!
spradle by gnasher456 March 10, 2009

Corporate Spladder 

Corporate Spladder (slang)- one's fall from the corporate ladder through being terminated, fired, laid off or pushed off. A tongue-in-cheek play on words in contrast to a North American concept of climbing the corporate ladder, a ladder said to be impossible to climb.

Created by two professional women, with corporate backgrounds, Corporate Spladder is a contemporary term for the aftermath of losing a job, what comes next and how it changes a person.
When I walked into work today, I had no idea I was going tob be fired. Talk about a total Corporate Spladder.
Cunt gunge emmitted at high velocity
S Hetherton spladged all over the walls
spladge by King Kong December 2, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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