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splayed

Most gruesome murder of all.

"The man was splayed from the atomic bomb."

splayed by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Splayed

So drunk that you can't do anything but lay down flat on your back with your arms spread out to your sides

Homie drunk too much and splayed right in the middle of the living room.

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laid out and splayed out

a thorough and proper fucking

I just wanna get fucked, laid out and splayed out.

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sprayed the bowl

An Aussie term to do a big diarrhea shit in the toilet...And leave it for the next person to see,

The cunt before me sprayed the bowl everywhere......SHIT EVERYWHERE!!!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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