splattergasp 

The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

Opposite of splattergasm; The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

John's splattergasp over the microwave mess was too funny!

splattergasp by Emory Forest December 12, 2019

Splatterass 

One who ejects fecal matter so violently from one's anus that shit splatters the toilet bowl AND the underside of the toilet seat.

Eww! I lifted the toilet seat to take a piss earlier and got shit on my hand. Looks like splatterass was here again..

Splatterass by PooGURU4u May 6, 2011

splatterfap

To ejaculate into one's hand and then fling the semen at the nearest surface in order to create a random pattern.

This act is often followed by the appreciation and interpretation of the spiderweb-like pattern(s) formed by the ejaculate. This is how psychiatrists used to perform Rorschach tests.

Hey, baby, mind if I splatterfap the Mona Lisa on your ass?

splatterfap by Rid3r August 13, 2012

splattergasm

The temporary euphoria or rush one gets when heating uncovered food for as long as possible in a microwave oven, being successfully or partially heated - with a high risk of explosive splatter, but not splattering all over the interior of that microwave oven!

Opposite of Splattergasp! The disappointment and sudden reaction of leaving uncovered food in the microwave a moment too long and the heated food splatters all over the interior of the microwave oven.

John had a splattergasm when he was able to reheat all of his leftovers without making a mess in the microwave oven!

splattergasm by Emory Forest October 25, 2019

Splattergast 

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.

"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".

Splattergast by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020

splattercast 

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE

omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!

splattercast by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004