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Splat Mat 

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!
Splat Mat by Wadsley June 29, 2023

Matt Splat 

When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Amy is such a freak she tried to give herself a Matt Splat much to my amazement and secret arousal.
Matt Splat by matt311311 May 6, 2009

Matt splat 

A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat is a dirty old man.

Slat-o-matic 

Bro I got that slat-o-matic, I'm finna beat this girl's pussy up
Slat-o-matic by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026