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Matt Splat
When you cum on a girl's stomach and she pushes the cum down in her vagina and uses it as lube much to your surprise, disgust, and slight sexual curiosity.
Matt Splat by matt311311 May 6, 2009
Matt splat
A some what portly old bastard. Often found smoking cigarettes and telling dirty jokes at the shop. He sells ice cream out a panel van.
Matt splat by Eatoutalexesass May 4, 2018
Slat-o-matic
Slat-o-matic by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.