splat attack 

The aftermath of severe diarrhoea whilst using the lavatory.

Jesus Christ that was a splat attack, you might want to give that a minute

splat attack by raidiohead44 August 22, 2017

Splat-Attack syndrome

splat attack syndrome

noun

The act of acting innocent, shy, cute and/or miserable for attention ons social media and denying you're doing it.

Wow, he posts that artwork and says it's bad, but he knows it isn't. He probably want people to compliment him. Clearly a solid case of Splat-Attack syndrome

Splat-Attack syndrome by Mr Malt February 9, 2018

splat-attack syndrome

pretending to be cute or shy like making a nice painting and telling everyone its garbage to get attention from others.

Yesterday he kept going on about his bad handwriting even though it was fine and everyone tried to comfort him. definitely a case of splat-attack syndrome

splat-attack syndrome by definitely not dreg February 17, 2018

thunder cross split attack 

Thunder Cross Split Attack is the ultimate hamon technique as used by Dire from part 1 in jjba. To use thunder cross split attack, one must cross their arms in an X formation. It is the perfect balance of attack and defence and is the perfect strategem.

Dio: Wryyy! You think you can beat me with such sleepy movements?

Dire: You fell for it, fool! Thunder Cross Split Attack!
Speedwagon: Incredible! By crossing his arms he can attack while keeping his guard up! It's a perfect strategem!
Straizo: No fighter has escaped it.

thunder cross split attack by prayersofallahsuckmydong December 18, 2019

cross thunder split attack

The ultimate technique in which one uses Hamon to slowly propel one's self up than drift down slowly onto their opponent baiting them into grabbing and splitting your legs only to have you cross your arms building up massive amounts of Hamon to attack your enemy. This move has the best protecc and attacc.

Dire: No one can just deflect the Cross thunder split attack!
Literally Everyone:...

cross thunder split attack by DoubtlessCar0 March 24, 2019

Thunder Cross Split Attack 

Thunder Cross Split Attack is an attack technique used in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, it consists in crossing your arms and infusing them with hamon so that you are able to attack in a defensive position.

Jhonny: Hey, Steve, what's up?
Steve: I'm fine, how about you?
Jhonny: Yes, everything is fine... Wait, what is that? *Points at Steve's shirt*
Steve: *Looks down*
Jhonny: *Crosses his arms* YOU FELL FOR IT, FOOL! THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Steve: NANI!?

Thunder Cross Split Attack by Crimson Ice July 2, 2020