Splanking

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!

Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!

Splanking by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

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Slanging Match

British slang, a slanging match is an argument; a dispute in which insults and accusations are made by each party against the other

Television debates by politicians often deteriorate into a slanging match.

Slanging Match by AKACroatalin April 17, 2015

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Splanking • spanking • spanking the monkey • Slanking • splunking • Splinking • spanking your monkey • Shlanking • spalanking • Spanking the ham

slanging that iron

slanging a gun;killing people

i been slanging that iron ya herd meh ! neva been pussy

slanging that iron by kyiy May 5, 2018

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Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.

Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding

Splanding by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020