spanken 

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".

I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!

spanken by Telephony July 24, 2019

spanken 

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

spanken by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017

Spanken Haus 

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

Spanken Haus by FannyFondler November 12, 2008

Spanken Haus 

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

Spanken Haus by FannyFondler December 9, 2008

Twat Spanking 

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

Twat Spanking by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking 

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

Shank spanking by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

blue spanker 

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.

Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.

blue spanker by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017