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To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, shoot.
I splakked on my girlfriends face last night.
Splak by .:Splak|StackableNut October 9, 2005
spaka - a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means - you got special needs!
"You're a bit of spaka" - Your reply to a mate who just told you he got to pissed one night and ended up pissing in his cupboard.
spaka by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers 

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'
Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

SPLAK these hams 

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks
Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"
SPLAK these hams by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006
Awwwwwwwwwww SPLAPA! I missed
Splapa by DBALLER April 13, 2008

peurta plata splata 

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea
“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”
peurta plata splata by Jub August 22, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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