splaka-splaka 

Releasing a LARGE amount of seamen in a designated area.

The blond haired boy loves to splaka-splaka all over his girlfriend.

splaka-splaka by Splaka October 8, 2006

Splak 

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, shoot.

I splakked on my girlfriends face last night.

Splak by .:Splak|StackableNut October 9, 2005

spaka 

spaka - a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means - you got special needs!

"You're a bit of spaka" - Your reply to a mate who just told you he got to pissed one night and ended up pissing in his cupboard.

spaka by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers 

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

SPLAK these hams 

To ejaculate, skeet, cum, blow load, spray, or shoot a load on her butt cheeks

Steve: I went to the store and I met this girl she was real real fine. I tapped her on the sholder and said "excuss me mamm"

Sammy: She pulled down her pants and sid "splak these hams"

SPLAK these hams by Sammy that girl September 7, 2006

Splapa 

Missing a shot with authority`

Awwwwwwwwwww SPLAPA! I missed

Splapa by DBALLER April 13, 2008

peurta plata splata 

When you are in a foreign country and get diarrhea

“Those fruits gave me the Peurta plata splata”

peurta plata splata by Jub August 22, 2019