spaka 

spaka - a slang word used for people who have special needs, generally used to insult your friends/refer to anyone really, just means - you got special needs!

"You're a bit of spaka" - Your reply to a mate who just told you he got to pissed one night and ended up pissing in his cupboard.

spaka by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Spaka 

Either a physically/mentally handicapped person or a term used to describe a friend that acts stupid in public.

"Spencer man you're a fuckin' spaka man ahaha"

Spaka by Fuck nas. May 14, 2017

Spaka 

A nickname given to someone sober by another who is very high and drunk in the backseat.

"Spaka! You ain't no treaty-maker!"

Spaka by Spaka August 23, 2004

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers 

Two people of Spastic persuasion.

In reference to the duo 'Chaka-Demus & Pliers', responsible for 90's classic hit 'Tease Me'

Christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! A right pair of "Spaka-Deamus & Pliers"

Spaka-Deamus & Pliers by lucyindisguise July 26, 2011

spunk spaka 

When you cover a retard in hot sticky cum.

Guy 1 : Just got back from the mental hospital. Had a decent wank.
Guy2 : You filthy spunk spaka!

spunk spaka by WinkleFroth November 13, 2021

Sakata Gintoki 

noun (from the manga/anime "Gintama" by Hideaki Sorachi); the main protagonist of the story. He is the founder of the Yorozuya (a freelance group) and is also a highly skilled samurai. In Yorozuya, he works with Shimura Shinpachi and Kagura. He enjoys eating sweet things and picking his nose in public. Other than the name 'Gintoki', he is also commonly referred to as Gin-chan or Gin-san. He has silver hair and a natural perm. He wears a black shirt and pants with red linings, and a white yukata (a summer kimono) with light blue patterns worn sloppily, draped over his left shoulder. His weapon of choice is usually a bokutou, a wooden katana, engraved with the word Touyako (or literally Lake Toya) on the handle, carried by his waist. During Joui wars, he was known as the legendary Shiroyasha (a.k.a. White Demon). According to Sorachi, Gintoki's name was based from Sakata Kintoki, also known as Kintaro, from a famous folk tale set in the Heian Perod. He does not like killing, willing to adapt his bushido to other people or the current times in order to avoid needless loss of lives which is the most probable reason for his carrying a wooden sword and not a real version. He is the target of the masochistic ninja stalker Sarutobi Ayame and he has a crush on the weather-girl Ketsuno Ana.

Sakata Gintoki's quote: "The country? The skies? You can have them. I'm busy just protecting what's right in front of me. I don't know what'll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up."

Sakata Gintoki by yoruichi June 20, 2011

sakata gintoki 

cheap, lazy, good-for-nothing. will try to get out of doing any hardwork whatsoever. despite that, is dependable and reliable and can generally be an all around badass

"where is that useless lazy bastard who is refusing to pay the rent?" "oh that sakata gintoki? upstairs"

sakata gintoki by jjba October 16, 2013