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when there is no pressure behind a man's ejaculate.

When all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. He splagooked.

splagook by joeyg223 March 13, 2015

Words you can keep

splagoo

1. (noun) A clique, group, or association that in its strive to be different from the general populace or generic people, (aka conformists) conform to their own group rules to be accepted. See punks, goths, the EMO, heathens...
2. (noun) The band Slipknot as the mascots of a hotel made in their honor. In that dream I had.

1. This "music festival" is filled with all sorts of splagoo.
2. Splagoo is playing "Hang the pope" in the lobby tonight.

splagoo by Spase Perrsone September 25, 2005

Related Words

splagook • splagoosh • spladookie • splagoo • Splagoogle • Splagooning • splagoosus • Spa Gook

splagoosus

Another inside term for “vagina”

“Dude I hooked up with this girl last night she had a wet splagoosus.”

splagoosus by UglygirlA January 15, 2021

splagoosh

A lighter

"Anyone got a splagoosh to light this reefa?"

splagoosh by chewrocket October 25, 2008

Splagooning

When people like millenials make up stupid shit

Ed is splagooning again, what a twat.

Splagooning by Quelmp August 11, 2017

spladookie

Getting shit on in the worst way possible

YOU JUST GOT SPLADOOKIED ON

spladookie by IMAGINGER44 September 9, 2023

splagoosh

when coughing and sneezing at the same time while jumping into a pool

“they really splagooshed”

splagoosh by splagooshloosh September 30, 2023

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026