Definitions by chewrocket

Johntravitis 

A terrible disorder with horrible symptoms such as an inexplicable dress sense, naturally slick, greasy hair, ever thickening eyebrows, and worst of all dance related tourettes syndrome.

Jimmy Carr is the only know living sufferer of john travitis, and he is only in the early syndrome of the disease. The dance related dance syndrome is only apparent in the latter stages of the disease. JOHNTRAVITiS!

Johntravitis by chewrocket October 27, 2008

splagoosh 

A lighter

"Anyone got a splagoosh to light this reefa?"

splagoosh by chewrocket October 25, 2008

Zoot 

A cannabis cigarette, a joint, a reefer, a spliff, a bifter, a phatty, a spleef, a blunt, a booder.

"Pass the zoot!"

Zoot by chewrocket October 25, 2008

John Kingington 

King size rolling papers!

"Lets stick 10 John Kingingtons together and roll up some weed"

John Kingington by chewrocket October 24, 2008