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Splatooning 

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.
I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.
Splatooning by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatooning 

The Act of having a tentacle In your ass
Oh, I love splatooning people.
Splatooning by spooner735 March 31, 2024

Spladoonking 

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.
I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking
Spladoonking by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Splooning 

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual
Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon
Splooning by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022

Spadooning 

The act of repeatedly slapping an erect penis on someone’s bare ass cheeks.
Before backshots, I had to practice my spadooning on Linda. It’s like the New Zealand Rugby team getting pumped up with the Haka.
Spadooning by HuntG12521 January 7, 2025
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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