spitich 

Thinks they are a dissapointed, kind, hot,sexy, amazing, always loves everyone and is caring, will always be loyal to you, whoever has this name should be heck lucky, is very polite, respectful, too many words to explain

Spitich is amazing.

spitich by ariabae October 17, 2021

spitich 

Thinks that they are a mistake, probably has the worst life, acts like they are fine, are hot,sexy,pretty,gorgeous, kind,loyal,caring, this word is too amazing for this world.

They are very spitich, they never talk behind my back and protects me!

spitich by ariabae October 17, 2021

spinichoke 

Single word that combines spinch and artichoke.

I hear they make a wonderfull Spinichoke dip thats served with toasted pita chips.

spinichoke by C M 2 September 20, 2019

spitch 

anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.

Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that

spitch by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010

spitch 

A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.

Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.

spitch by NotSully April 18, 2010

Spitch 

A snitch, pussy bitch

Wow, lets beat the shit out of that kid, he is a straight up spitch

Spitch by MCW executives August 16, 2012