spit shiner
spit shiner by PDDMW April 10, 2014
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Spit shine the coochie by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019
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Spit-Shine the Old Water Pump by Penny Man August 4, 2008
Spit Shine
When masturbating, or recieving a hand-job, spit is put on the hands, and treated as a lubricant to stimulate the cock.
Spit Shine by Treble June 16, 2003
Spit Shine
Taking saliva from ones mouth and applying it in a vigorous rubbing motion to your dry skin(usually ankles, knuckles or knees). Used as a last resort when a failure to remember to put lotion on before leaving the house occurs.
I was on my way to meet some booty but i had to give my knuckles a quick spit shine because everybody knows you cant succeed in acquiring the butt if you look like Ashy Larry
Spit Shine by Ol Dirty Drawz August 4, 2011
Brown Spit-Shine
A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Brown Spit-Shine by Arnie P October 15, 2011
Arizona Spit Shine
An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
Arizona Spit Shine by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022
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