When you're eating out a girl with a dip in your mouth, while at the same time putting a finger in her ass. You then use the same finger to take the dip out then fling it at her face.

Sal Bando just gave me a Newport Rusty Spitoon.

Newport Rusty Spitoon by Sal Bando January 17, 2010

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spitoon

a container (cup, bottle, bowl) that is used to spit tobacco juice into while you are dipping/chewing tobacco. can also be used to discard lips when you are done with them. usually, arizona iced tea bottles work the best due to the fact that they are brown in color and can easily hide what is actually in the bottle. other good alternatives are coke, pepsi, or root beer bottles.

never put your spitoon next to a bottle of coke. you dont want to drink the wrong one by mistake

spitoon by guitarfreakx27 October 26, 2009

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pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

pink spitoon by mick92627 February 22, 2005

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spitoon

vases, jars or containers used for spitting into, usually to spit chewing tobacco.

My grandaddy just spit his chew into that spitoon, I would not put those flowers in it.

spitoon by itsmeyo July 28, 2010

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spitoonyas

Any flower or weed which emits an odor similar to that of a well used spitoon.

Did you smell those flowers. Those must be spitoonyas.

spitoonyas by Kevin Gillan November 1, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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