spidgeon

a spidgeon is a backwards middle finger aimed at yourself rather than others

honky did something stupid so he spidgeon himself out of sarcasm

by legionaire4443 March 25, 2019

smidgeon

a small amount of something, used in cooking, mechanics, etc.

er boy! jus slap a smidgeon of that dang ol' right stuff on that surface and call it good.

by blockbfiend April 2, 2008

Smidgeon

Smidgeon: noun.
Often confused with the coloquial term for a 'small amount'.
Is indeed a very small pidgeon native to the streets of every town/city/dump site.

James: Do you know what the name of a baby pidgeon is?
Rich: No... a Chick?
James: Ah ha ha ha, no... it's a Smidgeon!
Rich: OH, ha ha ha ha ha ha.

by ornithologist June 20, 2008

Splidgeon

A wet pigeon. Often found in the rain, or in Trafalger Square.

'I found a dead splidgeon yesterday.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Spigeon

The indigenous Spigeon. Originally discovered by Matt, and officially named the Spidgeon. As confirmed by scientists.

"That new Spigeon flying about is an absolute nuisance. It always poops on me."

by David Battenburger August 23, 2025