“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”
As the unofficial mascot of New York City, Spider Cuz (@spidercuz) is equipped with a Yankees fitted, Timberlands, and Hennessy. He became a viral sensation in New York after appearing on Sidetalk (@sidetalknyc) and calling out his archenemy, Batman
Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.
Can be used as reply to obvious question.
Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Mate look at this"...Barry " Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss
2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach
3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"
a group of friends that make music & art and just have fun
members: bruhmanegod, cxrpse, johnnascus, afourteen, blckk, fl.vco, eddison, christ dillinger, teenage disaster (new member), wendigo, cubensis, mkultra, lil darkie
instagram: @spidergvng
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."