spidery-ass 

A skinny girl, usually of african descent, who has a large, but high backside resembling a spider's pygidium.

That spidery-ass bitch, I'll punch her in her jaw bone.

spidery-ass by Jocie September 2, 2007

Ass spider 

A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.

It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.

When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.

Ass spider by LabMom July 30, 2009

ass spider 

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

ass spider by asspro67 October 10, 2005

ass spiders

<i> noun </i> generic term for any type of sexually transmitted parasite.

"i heard you banged rhoda kirkman." "yeah, dude. i got a bad case of ass spiders from her."

ass spiders by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

SpiderAss 

SpiderAss is the funniest person on the forbidden app and you should subscribe to him.

John: Ay have you seen this meme from SpiderAss?
Larry: Shut the fuck up

SpiderAss by SpiderAss November 8, 2020